August18

IM Gonna Prank You

The other day I received an Instant Message (IM) from someone I don't know. Generally, when I receive IMs like that, I'm a bit of a jerk to the person until they tell me who they are. I don't have time for their shenanigans, so I want them to get to the point.

It turns out, it was an elaborate prank pulled off by Ken, via CyberPrank.com. It was a good one, I was getting upset because IM Artificial Intelligence sucks... which works perfectly for this type of prank.

I told Todd about the deal and he wanted to be pranked. So with his awareness of the deal, here's how his conversation went down:

RunnerUp228: Is this todd
Todd's Secret IM Name: no
RunnerUp228: thats too bad
Todd's Secret IM Name: it's the dog of the dookie pop
RunnerUp228: really?
Todd's Secret IM Name: PSYCHE!
RunnerUp228: :-)
Todd's Secret IM Name: :-) and a Slurpee
RunnerUp228: so have you done anything exciting today?
Todd's Secret IM Name: i did that hanbester long-dumpie thing i was telling you about
RunnerUp228: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
Todd's Secret IM Name: because i am typing a short ticket to the improv! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
RunnerUp228: don' tbe too confident
Todd's Secret IM Name: No for real! I did! Ask my Dad!
RunnerUp228: Ok
Todd's Secret IM Name: What'd he say?
RunnerUp228: hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
RunnerUp228: :-p
Todd's Secret IM Name: Whoa! That was a CRAZY face you made! Just like a crazy feller!
RunnerUp228: y?
Todd's Secret IM Name: Why aren't you talking?
Todd's Secret IM Name: y?
RunnerUp228: I dunno about that one
Todd's Secret IM Name: I dunno about that one
Todd's Secret IM Name: either
RunnerUp228: uh huh... sure lol
Todd's Secret IM Name: uh huh... sure lol
Todd's Secret IM Name: either
RunnerUp228: lol
Todd's Secret IM Name: whoa. that didn't make sense
Todd's Secret IM Name: HEY! I'm LOLing too!
Todd's Secret IM Name: YES!
RunnerUp228: i thought so
Todd's Secret IM Name: HA!
Todd's Secret IM Name: great minds think alike
RunnerUp228: huh?
Todd's Secret IM Name: and in a bottle of peepee!
RunnerUp228: hmmm, what od you want to talk about?
Todd's Secret IM Name: what od i want to talk about?
Todd's Secret IM Name: let's talk about that giraffe again!
RunnerUp228: i dunno lets talk about u
Todd's Secret IM Name: That was NUTZZZ!!!1
RunnerUp228: i thought so
Todd's Secret IM Name: you always think so
RunnerUp228: why are you concerned over me?
Todd's Secret IM Name: well, danny, it's like this: you have that third testicle and everyone thinks it's weird
Todd's Secret IM Name: and i agree
RunnerUp228: dont worry im not as weird as u think
Todd's Secret IM Name: it's weird
Todd's Secret IM Name: Not you! Your testicle!
RunnerUp228: u think that I am weird?
Todd's Secret IM Name: No, Danny! Your TESTICLE!
Todd's Secret IM Name: TESTICLE!
RunnerUp228: Ok
Todd's Secret IM Name: Ok
RunnerUp228: yea...
Todd's Secret IM Name: year?
RunnerUp228: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting cyberprank(dot)com

If you want to pull a cyberprank of your own, go to CyberPrank.com and click on “Send The Bot.” Fill the form out, sit back and enjoy. Oh, as a warning, make sure you save the HTML of the conversation, the email function doesn't seem to work.

+ original post date: August 18, 2005 03:35 PM
+ categories: Funny, Ha Ha