February20
Vacation Numbers: A Breakdown
The Basics
- ...guys on vacation: 3
- ...snowboards taken: 3
- ...backpacks: 4
- ...atm visits: 5
The Drive
- ...miles driven: 1396
- ...hours in car: 22
- ...hours Jones slept: 6
- ...iPods taken: 2
- ...artists we listened to more than once: 6
- ...souvenir stops: 1
- ...times TG stated "someone's about to get sucker-punched": 37
The Cedar Lodge, Lodge
- ...times we said "holy crap this place rocks": 8
- ...loads of clothes washed: 4
- ...PowerBooks taken: 2
- ...WiFi connections found: 3
- ...WiFi connections we piggybacked on: 1 (it was spotty, but good enough to listen to the Arkansas-Alabama game)
- ...hours spent watching whatever was on MTV: 16
- ...hours spent playing "Everything or Nothing" and "Max Payne 2": 32
- ...games we watched KU lose: 1
- ...nasty hot tubs we hopped in: 1
- ...times we went back: 0
- ...hours spent sleeping (on average per night): 7
- ...percentage of that time spent snoring: 2%
- ...coins Jones spilled onto the floor and left: 11
- ...scratches I put into the wood-floored entryway: 2 (sorry about that)
Eating
- ...times we went to Safeway: 5
- ...times we were accosted by Girl Scouts at Safeway: 5
- ...times we bought Girl Scout cookies: 0
- ...times we cooked in at night: 5
- ...pizza slices Jones ate: 18
- ...times we ate Taco Bell: 0 (Did the smell of the room fair better than last year? No.)
- ..."side salads" purchased at A&W: 1
- ..."side salads" eaten from A&W: 0
On The Mountain
- ...inches of snow while in town: 20 (approximately)
- ...branches ran into: 14
- ...trees hit: 1
- ...Austrailian resort workers: 27
- ...douche hats spotted: 12 (spring break yields many, many more)
- ...lugies spat: 121
- ...snowball fights: 1
Miscellaneous
- ...new jackets purchased: 3
- ...new jackets returned: 1
- ...dried-out beef jerkey bits found in new jacket pocket: 1
- ...new stupid things to say: too many, I lost track
- ...times shaved: 0
- ...stupid movies watched: 1 (do not go to see "Darkness Fa...," err, I mean, "Boogeyman")
- ...hat-knitting Jedi on Buses: 1
Conclusion
- ...times I wished I wasn't on the trip: 0
- ...times I'd go again with my boys: thousands, if not millions
+ original post date: February 20, 2005 10:55 AM
+ categories: Family/Friends, Travel/Vacations
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